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arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.
did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer
by Mr Littler September 28, 2005
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cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.
Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.
by GilbertoV March 26, 2007
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Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.
"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"
by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017
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farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.
Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.
by Just a farmer January 10, 2014
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turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015
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Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.
Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!
by thongkham December 24, 2015
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James Farmer

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."
James farmer was a civil rights activist leader
by Leftnipple January 30, 2017
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