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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010
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fanker

fucker/fanker
You are such a fanker!
by Saiyan_toilet July 7, 2003
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fanker

Fanker basically means "female wanker".
Ewww look at her, what a fanker!

I heard that she is actually a fanker.
by SiErRaH March 2, 2008
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Faders

Boobs in which the nipple is the same shade of color as the skin on the boob. Referred to as Faders due to the "disappearing" the nipple does.
Guy-"Man Sarah has some Faders bro."

Guy 2- " I know right, You can barely see that shit!"
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 9, 2010
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Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.
1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.
by The Adventurers August 6, 2009
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Flanders

A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.
Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.
by P 3 N 1 S July 25, 2009
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