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facebook

A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.
A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction

Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K

Speaker: That is.... correct?
by smileychick December 11, 2011
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Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority
Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
by chiddy3 November 18, 2011
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Facebook

A free platform for the cultured elite aka failed comedians, to express their complexes and still sound like experts.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.
Whenever I need a validation that I am a person that matters I resort to Facebook
by Super smart Lebanese November 25, 2017
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facebook

a place where you're friends with the people you hate
Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!
by DancingAndy May 9, 2011
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Facebook

where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.
C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!
by Mother FUCKING WIL August 11, 2009
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Facebook

A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.
AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.
by Queen Latifa December 27, 2008
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facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.
sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
by sarah_oh April 29, 2008
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