fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's

Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"

by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009

fectic

fectic short for fucking hectic. its means like ok cool. when someone's telling you something v uninteresting you respond with fectic.

wow that's fectic

by dylanisanassh0le May 29, 2020

feck

like a very mild form of "Fuck". A curse, used mainly in Ireland.

"Feck me, will you look at the size of those ......."

by Cully April 1, 2003

fecicious

being sarcastic, playing around; fooling around, joking.

I was being fecicious when I told you I didn't love you.

by tarababy September 12, 2009

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

fecal exchange

When you take a clear plastic tube and sick it in your ass and the other end into your partners ass. Then shit so it goes up into your partners ass. Your partner then shits it back into your ass.

Brent wanted to get freaky last night so he gave Gabby a fecal exchange.

Fecal exchanges are so hot right now.

by J Clark June 22, 2006