by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"
Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."
Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"
Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."
Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"
Iam 😑 "............"
Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."
Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"
Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."
Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"
Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."
Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"
Iam 😑 "............"
Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."
Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

When you can't feel or move your arm at all so it's like your soul left your arm but not the rest of your body.
I had an out of arm experience when I woke up this morning. It was as if my soul left my arm but not the rest of my body.
Yeah, those are totally weird.
Yeah, those are totally weird.
by Definitively Cool July 4, 2024

(sorry for my capitalization)
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
by 99 Buttons February 1, 2023

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”
by Raxannnnnnne February 22, 2024
