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easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring
I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.
by Teabag March 27, 2005
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easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.
"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"
by Skycop August 21, 2016
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easter egg

An unmarked police car
"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."
by smithers08 March 27, 2005
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Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.
Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.
by endej09 May 15, 2011
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middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday
I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight
by steve_b August 30, 2005
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easter

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot
by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005
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Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
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