dudeblight

(noun) An affliction of suddenly interesting neighborhoods in major cities, wherein a substantial segment of the population is supplanted by outsiders who will thoughtlessly pay $8 for a cup of black coffee, $7 grand for a studio apartment, and who also thoughtlessly cannot pay the slightest respect to anyone over 30 or who isn't white.
Individual portions of dudeblight are referred to as: bro, dude, dudette, and (when nobody sees them around) hipster and douchebag.

I used to love The Mission, but it's totally a big patch of dudeblight, now.
I walked home through that neighborhood last Saturday and what the hell, total dudeblight, everywhere I went.

by freakmason October 8, 2013

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017

dude talk

When you have a full conversation using only the word "Dude"

What's up, HEy, how you been? Awesome! Sweet!
In a Dude Talk would be

Dude? DUDE, Dude? Dude! Dude!

by I'm the Dude October 26, 2019

Dude guess

Fefers to people (often men) who "claim something in a way that makes it sound like you know what you're talking about even though you're really only guessing". Originally from the Swedish word "killgissa".

- "Hey Laura, I need you to make a cake ready for me for Tuesday when the Republicans wins the election."
- "Come on, it's not for certain they will win yet. You are only dude guessing."

by EricThombbo November 19, 2020

Humpty-dudeian

(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).

This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".

"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.

From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"

Heath: "So how come Pete hasn't found the right girl yet?"
Jake: "He's a humpty-dudeian."

by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009

Chiky dude

Refers to a male that looks very simular to a girl, normaly really hard to tell. Most likely gay. simular to a Drag queen

person: Holy crap is that a chic???
persons friend: No its a Chiky dude.

person: How do those skinny jeans not kill his sac?

by dykeball2000 November 21, 2009

best dude point

points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.

Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.

Chad: yeah on my way.

Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.

by bestdude November 21, 2010