douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.

gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club

by badass-inator December 24, 2010

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.

A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.

by acmcgee May 16, 2011

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012

douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

by Homer Riley June 27, 2014