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doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021
mugGet the doo doo on the floormug.

diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out
Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.
by SissyJulia March 11, 2024
mugGet the diarrhea doo doo nigga ballsmug.

Doo Doo Smile

When you eat your girls ass so good, and you come up for air with a ring of shit around your mouth and a big smile
I ate her ass too good and now I have a doo doo smile.
by Poonanieninja January 31, 2023
mugGet the Doo Doo Smilemug.

Chicken Doo-doo Wonder Head

"You fucking asshole, you're a chicken doo-doo wonder head.
by Eckx December 17, 2017
mugGet the Chicken Doo-doo Wonder Headmug.

doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.
That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.
by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025
mugGet the doo doo frecklemug.

doo doo stank

You can relate doo doo stank to LLL
she smells like doo doo stank.
by DooDooStankDefiner October 18, 2022
mugGet the doo doo stankmug.

overdue doo doo

When it has passed the time of your normal bowel movement.
After I ate that block of 10 Year Old Cheddar cheese from the Amish dairy in Wisconsin I got overdue doo doo for the whole drive home.
by jd206 May 18, 2019
mugGet the overdue doo doomug.

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