Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a March 6, 2022

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020

Dog

Dog

Dog

by Classyboujeeratchet May 29, 2020

dog

the dog that was run over by your blind dad.

your dog was not chasing butterflies.

by internetgod14 March 17, 2021

Dog

a word to describe feet

Put those dogs away!

by z.ivorr February 25, 2023

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020