dog

God backwards

Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.

by Henry the lonely turkey May 3, 2019

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

laila

"Awww look at that dog!"

"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."

by elgatto October 19, 2020

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

dog

god backwards

dog is god backwards

by creamy joes' pickled chicken March 8, 2019

dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021