dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 22, 2018

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dogs

British Slang for Someone’s Toes.

John: *takes his socks off*
Glen: Put your dogs away John!
John: *puts socks back on* Sorry Glen

by ashmalacast December 18, 2022

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020

Dogging

To give orders to someone, just like you would do with your dog. Usually when someone older, richer or with more reputation than the "dog".

I hate my parents, they keep dogging me all the time!

by mark ze snek August 20, 2018