ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny May 02, 2018

Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.

Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!

by ColorfulMarshadow April 17, 2020

Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 09, 2017

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,

hahahaha DING DONG

by shanos prayer July 31, 2020

Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

by WIZORD666 August 10, 2014