vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

Desert Mammoth

the best map maker in aw3, also a british man

Desert Mammoth has taken the workshop

by dedqfervefwf October 20, 2020

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

Desert Lips

Very dry vagina lips.

"God that bitch I boned last night had massive desert lips!"

by EmperorX November 11, 2012

Pink Desert

A Term to describe a dry Vagina.

Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then

by Maxiesnax August 5, 2012