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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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Robo Den

A home in wich multiple people gather for the soul purpose of exceding multiple amounts of Robotusin Vic's 44 (DXM) *dry cough for best results* and tweak mad ball's and eating cookies with Mickey Mouse and Goofy and Donald duck giggling watching Chappelle's Show.
*Liam* Dude wanna Robo Trip?

*Jordan* Fuck yeah man, pass the candy cane.

*Liam* Word.

*Jordan* Lets call up some mother fuckers to get up in this Robo Den
by LeakMastah413 September 21, 2009
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Diva Den

N. (Dee-vuh Den): Location in a home equivalent to a Man Cave, usually reserved for scrapbooking or Pampered Chef events, often in close proximity to the kitchen.
John had to brave the baby shower taking place in the Diva Den in order to grab another beer from the 'fridge.
by Rustbucket70 March 14, 2010
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Takin' it to the Den

1. When on a cougar hunt one finds a successful "kill" whom he/she finds adequate for consumption... your takin' it back to the den.
1. (when in a bar) Dude says to another : "Takin' it to the den, eh?"

Score!
by 13blackcats December 21, 2008
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Robbing the Den

An adult woman, generally a boy scout den mother, that preys on and exploits the scouts in her troop. Often referred to as an Awful Adriane, an Albany, Oregon, den mother who was arrested for abusing boy scouts and later married one 17 years her junior on his 18th birthday. Often keeps merit badges as trophies of her "conquests".
"I don't want Danny going to scouts anymore -- I swear the troop leader's wife is robbing the den."

"Do you really think Billy's mom is robbing the den?"

"I want to join boy scouts -- I hear the den mother robs the den."
by Porey March 9, 2014
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just den

A prick known as "That Guy" or "The Creeper".
Don't bother dear, he's a just den.
by CNN News May 28, 2014
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step in den

If your chap looks like your dogs dinner get a step in den
You ugly bastared get me my step in den
by Daft bat November 15, 2014
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