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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.
My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.
by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019
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densed

that guy is get'n densed
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Orm i den

when you are under par with 4 holes to go and fuck it up.
the word Orm I den. is defined as playing great golf until you reach the last few holes
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Den

An incredibly fick little nig who has a disgusting locker that he has to change every year. Den smells like fish and has beef with Dirty. Den enjoys fishing which explains the vile smell that he carries everywhere.
"Den has gone fishing"
"Den you're sooo fick"
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gore-den

What a garden becomes when a hacked lawnmower commits mass planticide and vandalism in it.
Dr. Zomboss: We managed to mulch his Crazy Dave's precious garden into a GORE-DEN! Mwa-ha-ha!
by Mo The Mower March 11, 2024
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the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
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