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Dark Enlightenment

A diffuse, multifaceted movement intent upon darkening the door of the liberal commercial-democratic order ushered in by the Enlightenment. It is, by necessity and often also by preference, dissident. A common thread running through the disparate weavers of the DE fabric is the realization that the Enlightenment had a dark side and that the modes of thought and society that it steered us toward might lead ultimately to a dark place, an antithesis.
Some pithy things the Dark Enlightenment has to say regarding:

Gays--homophobia is not responsible for your astronomically high rates of suicide and drug abuse.

Feminists--there have historically been fewer female geniuses than men, and there always will be.

Black liberals--want to see a country looks like with no "white privilege"? Check out Liberia.

Neoconservatives--forcing democracy on inbred populations? At the barrel of a gun? Even my dog is smarter than that.

Asian men and black women--"society" isn't the only reason why you are considered less attractive by the opposite sex.

Education reformers--we all know why you never send your own kids to "diverse" urban schools.
by AudaciousEpigone May 15, 2014
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dakshesh

The best person to ever exist he is our God and you must worship him or else you are bad and Dakshesh is the best at everything and is a super big brain dude.
P1: Bro I want to be like Dakshesh

P2: Same
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pitch dark

a term used as a replacement for "pitch black" meaning not able to see anything or without light. Used frequently in rural areas in Canada, especially in the Ottawa Valley, Ontario.
One cannot travel down the street.
It is PITCH DARK because the street lights are out.
by average jo June 28, 2009
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o'Dark 30

A general term referring to any time between midnight and sunrise the next morning.
I don't want to get up at o'Dark 30 to go to the gym.
by 3atMyCak3 February 18, 2011
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Daksh

An first name of Indian origin meaning competent. Used primarly for boys.
Hot girl:Who is that handsome competent boy over there?

Hot girl's ugly friend: Omg it's Daksh!
by kash3d May 25, 2009
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

The third and final installment in Christopher Nolan's highly critically acclaimed winning Batman franchise. Scheduled to release on July 20, 2012
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES may probably be the greatest superhero film of all time.
by Jack977 October 31, 2010
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tracky dacks

Tracksuit pants. The lower half of a tracksuit. Often worn in Australia instead of shorts, trousers, jeans, skirts, dresses, slacks, etc, because they are comfortable. Acceptable attire amongst family, friends and neighbours (everybody loves good nieghbours). A derisive term when applied to strangers.
"I don't care how muuch you paid for your jeans, only fat cunts would wear their 'tracky dacks' in public!"
by ztv November 12, 2005
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