Craft

Slang for ugly bitch. Crafts are actually 5 foot three, however, their extremely large foreheads make them appear to be a full six feet tall. Because of this, Crafts are commonly mistaken for aliens when first seen.

"Did you see that man?!? Was that a fuck'n alien? Nah man, it's just Craft."

by nwotd January 6, 2008

crayfish piercing

the rather common myspace scene piercing known as "angel bites" where you have two awkwardly places monroe piercings on your upper lip, usual jewelery are two diamond labrets.

her crayfish piercing is so scenexcore... if only they made hello kitty jewelery for it.

my angel bites got me 200k friend requests!

by fuckbitchesgetmoney January 22, 2009

craftsexual

An individual who is so caught up in their craft(s) that they have no time and/or money to pursue relationships.

Dennis- Mike where have you been? I have not seen you in weeks. Mike- I'm sorry, I have been working on a lot of stuff recently. Dennis- You have become a craftsexual haven't you? Mike- ...

by War Hammer May 4, 2014

crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

Crafty Balls

When someone is very crafty and they need to watch out or their jaw will be broke

Dylan Brolly has crafty balls whenever he's on the beer

by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008