Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006

beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.

Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.

by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010

porch cricket

An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.

I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!

by G-M$ney June 15, 2014

Coal Cricket

A monkey named William

William go pick my cotten Coal Cricket

by Im His Hole June 18, 2022

Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009

sand cricket

see dune coon, another slang term for people of the arabic descent

damn, mohamad is acting like a fucking sand cricket

by butt pirate August 30, 2006