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Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
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after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom
Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.
by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021
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Vagina Credits

Vagina Credits - Doing deeds and tasks to earn enough credits to see her vagina!
Vagina Credits, Todd has finally earned enough credits to see Kim's vagina!
by VC Dude February 17, 2025
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Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.
Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.
by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022
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Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.
🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
by Kirby420 March 16, 2021
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Credit

Yeah again you’re comparing apples to oranges.

Hym “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wasn’t trying to steal credit for your work! I didn’t expect anything to come from this. You’re refusal to accept the fact that this all happened in stages is totally unreasonable. And that’s the difference.
You ARE trying to do that (steal credit) Jordan. I started out just writing for fun. I was bored at work, watching YouTube, and writing down the things I had recently learned that I thought were interesting. I was even trying to adopt and act out your bullshit ethical system. But deep down I was miserable. Trapped in this thankless job that essentially amounted to catering and contributing to some disabled kids juvenile utopia. In your narcissistic rage (in response to perceived slight), you’ve decided to arbitrate right and wrong and enact your vengeance upon me (in spite of your proposed ethic) and, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you’re ignoring half the story. And I can just as easily say that it’s convenient for you that you’re the one who show go unpunished instead of me? If you’re doing the same thing I did... and I’m being punished... then should you not also be punished? And the logic applies to the retard fucking situation here. If I’m breaking the rules, and the management is writing me up and posting notes telling me to follow the rules... should the other people who are breaking the rules also be receiving these notes and write-ups? Should they not be hired as well? And what’s the criteria for discrimination? Is it gendered? Sounds like it is. Sounds like that’s exactly what happened there. Men woman don’t want to fuck have to follow the rules and women get to do whatever they want. Double standard concretized. In theory and in act.”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
mugGet the Creditmug.

CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)
mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D
by CREDIT CARD July 9, 2020
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