By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.
Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause
by H. S. R. August 24, 2008
Get the the est clausemug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug. by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
Get the Ozempic Santa Clausmug. 
The opposite of santa (search it up on this platform) A very nice caring person who bakes you cookies that the cookie monster will eat before you can take a bite because they are so good.
Person 1: We are goung to see Ms Clause today
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there
by Booomchaakalaaka February 28, 2024
Get the Ms Clausemug. (n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
Get the Chomskamas Clausmug. Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
Get the Bodily Harm Clausemug.