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Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.
by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016
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chong-out

- The act, neigh, the art of growing marijuana plants in accordance with precedents set forth by Tommy Chong, his management team, and members of his fandom.
- Manifesting one's full potential to acquire ultimate headiness.
- Of, or pertaining to, the highest level of achievement possible.
- Unequivocally robust; bountiful; dank.
- Crisp; beguiling; alluring; serendipitous.
- A term commonly overused whilst writing dispensary license applications in the United States.
Dude, bro... ever since I planted that purple train wreck along the banks of the Sassafras River they have really begun to chong-out.

Sorry, i'd really love to go to that block party, but I can't rage with you guys until my medical school application is chonged-out pretty hard.

Hey, let's chong-out those patient suppository administrations so we can go out for a smoke break.
by Beefsteak tomatoes January 4, 2016
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Miss Chong

The best Information Technology teacher to ever exist. Extremely knowledgeable with very effective teaching methods. Every question asked will be answered without fail.
Poom: "Miss Chong, will you let me sit on your chair if I get an A*?"

Miss Chong: "No"
by hanumannnnnn March 6, 2019
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Chonged

Alfie chonged Scotts bird!
by JustChris319 July 2, 2018
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Chong

A synonym for a vape or can be used as a verb to vape. Mainly used in the UK by teenagers to seem coo
"Give us a chong"- Let me have a puff/drag of your vape
"Hugo passed Lucas his chong after he was finished"
by Theflowerpot February 10, 2019
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Miss Chong

A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.
Noat: Who's that teacher she seems nice!
Joel: Oh she is! That's Miss Chong
by Joelelellee February 14, 2019
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Zingy Ching Chong

A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.
Zingy Ching Chong? Where is he? I can’t see him... ohhh he’s right next to me.”
by Yung MC November 29, 2019
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