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chong

Eli : Hey elisa, do you have a chong?
Elisa: No sorry girl, my mum caught me.
by baileewailee May 28, 2023
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Ping Pong Ching Chong

An Asian person playing first.
Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.
by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024
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ching chong

by CHING CHONG1 February 23, 2023
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Chong

The act of being a kid fucker.
He's a big chong!
Ikr!
by SheepieRapz November 2, 2021
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Chong

Chong is an English word originated from Josh and Chad. The meaning of this word is to Spit Roast an angry Nesbitt whether that be boy or girl.
Josh and Chad Chong Kelly Nesbitt.
by BNLTK November 27, 2022
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Kinda Chong

Uses a fish bowl as a waterbottle
Mood swing all day every day
Likes to ship couples

Most famous line: "Wow! 冷靜啲! WOW"
"Oh no we have kinda chong today"
by caesarpizza April 29, 2025
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Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
Look at Chong!(Wow)
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
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