Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

Chaos Theatre

The new club that Gideon Graves attempted to open in Toronto before his untimely murder, it reeks of his 'personal touch'.

See Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour.

Gideon's Chaos Theatre is opening soon in Toronto - Random person.

by winefromthelilactree October 21, 2011

Chanwatie

Someone Just as perfect and irresistible as an Vishwasrao

Damn! Chanwatie , you like Magic.

by Leshual intercourse August 20, 2012

chamwich

A cheese and ham sandwich, shortened for effect.

"What do you want for lunch son?"

"A chamwich would be a dream, thanks"

by Nick_the_Greek April 2, 2012

Chaos

The state of mind when player an 8-player game of ScreenCheat.

After the new update, Screencheat has become chaos

by lolzmon May 3, 2015

Chaos

It's what killed the dinosaurs.

JD: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling

by i dont use this account July 17, 2019

chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019