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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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candle

a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent
pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020
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The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”
by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022
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Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.
My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!
by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025
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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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