crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

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crusty franklin

when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.

once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.

by holly and bec <3 December 17, 2008

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crusty

a fan of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. many crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusties milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. crusty is also used as an adjective to describe a band's sound.

you know the guy, that crusty squatter kid with that face tat and the dog.

Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!

by darkmugan May 14, 2005

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crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

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