The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

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Boon

Boon is a dangerous highly addictive drug.
Visually it is a black goopy tar like substance. Some Boon strains secrete liquid.
It is ingested via the method "slicking" to get high.

"Hey let's go slick some boon"
"I'm booned out of my mind right now"
"I'm jonesin' for the boon"
"I love slicking boon"

by Skrakkokono April 7, 2025

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DA BOON

a crossbreed between of a black monkey and a brown roach

I encountered a Da Boon at party last weekend in san diego. The Da Boon was over 6ft tall with blonde hair. What a rare breed. Like a Shiny Pokémon.

by HAIRLINE ROACH April 20, 2025

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Kenny boon

A man from the mist in Callow end, always having a wank and smokes in the toilet

Where’s Kenny boon?

Probably in the bathroom having a wank

by Laura lowndes May 1, 2025

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Boone

Boone is a smartass in the best way possible. He has the sweetest laugh that will always put a smile on your face and an indefinite charm. He takes care of himself and he is a hard worker, but he has a lot going on in his life and sometimes he lets it get to him. Sometimes he overthinks; he holds a lot inside and doesn't open up easily to people. He holds himself to very high standards. However, he knows how to have fun, oh for sure, he can put on a show and he makes the best out of every moment. He has a kind touch and keeps a small circle of close friends. He's a loyal friend and boyfriend and the only thing you have to worry about it is him stealing your food. He has a fiery spirit, good sense of fashion, humor, and all the chicks. Once you get to know him you will never want to lose him.

Who's that looking at you? Oh, that's Boone, isn't he sweet?

by happycamper608 May 19, 2025

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