tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

by King Swag May 30, 2006

Booked Up

Replaces saying being baked

I'm all booked up for the week sorry

by bluntpolice January 15, 2009

booted up

Booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends

Me and my niggas booted up

by Glob@l stunna January 12, 2017

booked ass

an stronger form of the phrase book or booked it.

"where'd that mu'fucker go"

"yo, that nigga saw jake and jus' booked ass

by mr deckard October 18, 2008

Boofed it

Skulling, chucking back a drink.
Origin:
Wellington NZ

"Yo boof that drink u bitch"
"I already boofed it"

turnt ripped

by yungleann May 12, 2014

soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.

Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant

by HamletPie July 19, 2011