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blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
by Eminem420 April 3, 2017
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Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
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Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
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Blunt Blowed

When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.
Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.
by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011
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blunt curling

Yo, I'm on the Olympic Blunt Curling Team. Nobody smokes more than me...
by Thesselonious February 18, 2011
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Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
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Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
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