Blunt Coma

- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.

Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.

Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.

She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.

by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.

Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.

by Eminem420 April 3, 2017

Blunt block

When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"

Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.

by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017

Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021

Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020