blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

Thunder Blumpkin

Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!

Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!

by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010

Stuffed blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin while being Banged in the poop shoot and trying release all bowels simultaneously.

"Camille was giving JP a messy blow job while Jessie was banging JP in the poop shoot " what a stuffed blumpkin

JP " man I just got stuffed!"

by Jtrevjpi November 1, 2011

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

Dirty Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)

John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 10, 2008

Blumpkin Catcher

The reciever of the warm brownie in a blumpkin ménage à trois...Eliminates the need for a shitter...

Hey honey your friend Eric would make a great Blumpkin Catcher

by Shizzle Daddy November 10, 2005