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bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
mugGet the blingmug.

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
mugGet the Jingle Blingmug.

Blinging on black

"He was blinging on black at the casino
by Blingin.on.black August 17, 2025
mugGet the Blinging on blackmug.

Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.
"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!
by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010
mugGet the Bump Blingmug.

nerd bling

Blizzard authenticators worn round a gamers neck.
This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns
Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!
by iRACKERS May 6, 2011
mugGet the nerd blingmug.

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 20, 2011
mugGet the Minge Blingmug.

bling

by toey July 28, 2023
mugGet the blingmug.

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