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Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020
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Bend over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.
by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020
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whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021
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bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole
I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.
by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018
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no bend

Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
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