A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!
Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
by The Ultimate Hatter May 17, 2012
When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 26, 2023
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 15, 2022
by Lisaannsbum November 09, 2021
A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever
Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021