steady state bathroom

The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.

Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.

Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.

Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?

by JBaughlin May 30, 2011

bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

Bathroom Ho/whore

well actually being a hipocryt and saying she wants her first kiss to be special. But then goes into a bathroom and locks the door knowing that there is a guy in there.

Alexa Is a bathroom Ho/whore

by Paige December 18, 2004

bathroom savages

my band

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

by JFKexperience75 May 24, 2019

public bathroom#9091

public bathroom is emo

Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: I’m emo now…
Karla: oh

by oyster mod September 6, 2021

Meet Me In the Bathroom

Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.

Sabrina told Gwen “meet me in the bathroom” and they made out and exchanged numbers.

by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021