obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024

Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball

Her car basketball was fantastic

by Frankie baby October 21, 2021

Basketballs

Big balls or Big boobs

They are a pair of basketballs, such a sexy relationship!

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Basketball

A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny

Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball

Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer

by mikey699924 June 4, 2022

basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers

Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!

by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017