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bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants
"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"
by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022
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Angry Bald Eagle

After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.
Awww dude did you see all the cum on Laura's face? She was totally given an Angry bald eagle.
by Jackson Carr January 9, 2009
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Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!
bald head island is great for rich white people
by kyle April 6, 2005
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Bald Headed Champ

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!
by Phinbarr January 13, 2009
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little bald penis

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth
by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006
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