Zombie Bacon

A strip of bacon that has been left out for to long without being cooked, and has become disgusting. If eaten, will cause zombie like behavior in infected.

dude1:"Dude theres still some bacon left."
dude2:"Don't eat that man, its zombie bacon."
dude1:"Whatever."~eats bacon~"Moooaaaaannn!"
dude2:"I warned you."

by PD4peace October 18, 2010

Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

by Gapingredgroovie January 04, 2009

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 15, 2008

many bacons

An alternative way of greeting your friends, accompanied with American Sign Language.

Many bacons to you, my friend!

by canfield army April 07, 2009

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 16, 2010

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003