Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

many bacons

An alternative way of greeting your friends, accompanied with American Sign Language.

Many bacons to you, my friend!

by canfield army April 6, 2009

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

Francis Bacon

The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.

Francis Bacon is a complex character. He is often hungry, and a self proclaimed non-materialist.

by Interdimensional Patrol Man May 16, 2020