Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

backwards bumming

Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.

Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!

by MaccieG July 9, 2021

Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft

she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?

by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021

Backwards

They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.

Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."

Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."

Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021

Backwards Thumbs Up

To show your approval for a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass.

Trump: "Yes, it's true - a grabbed her by the pussy!"

Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"

by joe995 October 5, 2024

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019