Asher

A complete dumbass. Has a huge forehead. An emo nerd (he might deny it but deep down he knows its the truth.) Built like a forest cryptid (run away.) Is 39% sped. Bro's favorite word is llama 💀👎👎. Unicorn onesie enthusiast. Never trust bro with anything. Will never pay you back. Has weird shit in his backpack. Many plushies that he will let anyone abuse. A single father with many bird children.Will not cry if one dies (is probably the cause of death tbh.) Has no paper at home for some reason. Uses "Imagine" too much 😟😟😟.

Person 1: "Asher has a huge forehead."
Asher: "🤯"

by UrbanDICKtionaryEnthusiast December 2, 2022

boat anker

when a motor does not run or runs horribly, it's called a boat anker because all it's worth is its weight in metal.

my car motor wont start even after it was completely rebuilt, well i guess you've got a boat anker!

by r/c_flyer April 15, 2011

baylor asher

A faggot fag

look at that ugly baylor Asher

by Baylor asher May 5, 2018

riley ackerman

simp. biggest simp.

oh no there goes riley ackerman simping again😓

by turntfather April 30, 2020

levi ackerman

A HOT 5'2 MAN WHO I WOULD AY TO STEP ON ME

Levi Ackerman is a fine specimen of a man

by KYOKAI June 12, 2021

Levi Ackerman

A mid-30 year old man who looks KIND OF young. He is ALWAYS shipped with Eren, which TOTALLY illegal. Maybe not. Tehe. He is one HECK of a titan killer, and is the GREATEST warrior you'll see.

He barely sleeps, and when he does sleep he sleeps on a CHAIR-

Everyone loves him.

Levi Ackerman + Eren Yeager = ERERI

by DaddyLevi'sLilBrat June 14, 2021

Asher

A common boys name in israel but when its used for a girl it gives her such a unique vibe that goes with her everywhere she walks and always makes her stand out to everyone. She will probably be somewhere dancing or making a fool of herself. She always appreciates her friends and her friends appreciate her. She isn't one you want to let go of, but come one i mean who would willingly let go of one of the prettiest, funniest, nicest and coolest girls out there. so if you meet and Asher remember not to let go of her because she will always love you no matter what mistakes you make. Always believe in her even if she comes off as slightly strange because shes special.

Boy 1: Ok I just saw some random girl dancing like crazy over there!
Boy 2: Was she pretty?
Boy 1: She must be an Asher :)

by tinytony March 24, 2013