anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

anal plane

Where you drop the soap and someone comes in really fast and inserts the penis in the butt

I can't drop the soap without getting a anal plane.

by cracker slacker May 7, 2015

anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015

Anal Smellocaust

When the smell of a person's ass is so bad that you would rather kill yourself in a gas chamber that experience it.

Becky's ass smelled so bad that it reminded me of the Anal Smellocaust. ass anal smelly holocaust

by Assmuffins June 17, 2015