Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 09, 2023

Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.

“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”

“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”

by TalkWhileIWalk May 15, 2018

faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 06, 2019

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 01, 2024