alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.

one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"

by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!

We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.

Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?

by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020

Alabama Snuff

When you remove your chew from the right side of the mouth, spit it in someone’s butthole, pull it out and put it in the left side of your mouth.

Nathan did an Alabama snuff to freshen up his chew.

by Padronis66 May 15, 2020

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021