Skip to main content

alabama blacksnake

A black mans penis when he is drunk.
one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"
by Jenkem45 July 15, 2006
mugGet the alabama blacksnakemug.

Alabama Flapjack

One can accomplish this sex move by pressing and spreading one's butt-cheeks onto a person's chest or back. While this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat turd- or the "Flapjack" on the person's body. After you are done, proceed to cum on the flapjack, this would be the butter on top. And Enjoy!
We are having breakfast for dessert, Alabama Flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.
by green-morning-wood September 15, 2009
mugGet the Alabama Flapjackmug.

Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.
Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird
by cellophane girl July 8, 2011
mugGet the Alabama-weirdmug.

alabama salsa

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
by hippielemons April 29, 2019
mugGet the alabama salsamug.

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
by Hackpwn July 6, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Rodeomug.

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
mugGet the Alabama familymug.

alabama dangler

Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls
Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?
by Nutfart February 1, 2017
mugGet the alabama danglermug.

Share this definition