lay an ace

To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.
To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"
by 4GKLOS2 May 25, 2017
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AC/DC

In Australia (where AC/DC originates) this band is often referred to (mainly by blue collar types) as Acka Dacka.
What's your favorite band mate?
Acka Dacka of course...
by Rick B. January 11, 2005
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Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.
Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?
by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019
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Aces High

1. Run// Live to Fly// Fly to Live// Do or Die// Watch you Burn// Live to Fly// Fly to Live// Aces High
by Michael the Awesome October 11, 2005
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Straight ace

A person who self-identifies as asexual but is romantically attracted to persons of the opposite gender.
Claire likes the boys, just not getting down with the boys; she's a straight ace all the way.
by Gamerjim August 29, 2016
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Yungeen ace

Best Rapper, Instagram- Yungeen ace
Me: You ever heard of yungeen ace
friend: naw

Me: *play yungeen ace pain*

Friend: damn this fire
by nbadumbboii September 25, 2018
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Ace Ring

A black (often hematite) ring worn on the middle finger (usually right) that indicates that the wearer is an asexual (an "ace"), a symbol popularized by the AVEN community.
e.g.: That chick was hot, but she had an ace ring - she's single, but unavailable.
by Shinaer February 14, 2010
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