access envy

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009

Accept it Brown

A phrase used amongsts junior high and high school students that means to have anal sex, or to allow one to put anything in one's fecal oraface.

Hayden: "Accept it Brown Biatch."
Ryan: "Oh my God, keep your wiener away from my butt!"

by Lee Brody August 2, 2009

accent block

When you can no longer do an accent you did recently

bloody hell mate
one hour later:
booty hell meat fuck i have accent block

by Juggernaut II7 September 4, 2010

Accept The Par

When you have been parred so hard you have to lie down, ass up and just accept it! Otherwise known as doing a Ryan

You're Fat (First Person)
At least i'm not gay! Now Thats a Par (Second Person)
Yeah mate "accept the par" (Third Person)

by Parapotamus February 19, 2012

Accentest

Someone that is good at doing accents.

"I think Im good at accents, therefore I am a self proclaimed accentest."

by lexusdabestest January 22, 2014

access ciderspace

Being really drunk on cider (or other alcohol)
Sounds like access cyberspace.

To access ciderspace.

Last night we accessed ciderspace

by Stoolbend October 22, 2013

acceleramus

acceleramus: A motorist who deliberately speeds up in order to irritate and sabotage another motorist. This is done without provocation.

See also: acceleranus.

"This acceleramus pulled up beside me just as I signalled to get into the right lane. Becuzza him I missed my exit."

by Dweezil Dunderplunken the 1st December 13, 2013