absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020

an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023

absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.

"Oi, say that to my face you absolute helmet!"

by zuradon't May 20, 2025

Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

by The regger September 3, 2023

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

absolutes

The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.

grass absolutes turf.

meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024