Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.

Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."

by AncientOfDays December 16, 2008

Abortion Five

Giving a girl a high five after she tells you she had an abortion.

Not even joking just because it is on Urban Dictionary, this is real, after my older sister told me about how she had an abortion because she did what she had to do, I have her a high five, or an "Abortion Five"

by The Hashslinging Slasher November 30, 2010

Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.

"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."

by suneater November 21, 2009

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018