by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.
Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.
by Mudge Malog January 19, 2021

Radio Host: I understand that you have backing from 217of your colleagues in the House of Representatives to impeach Trump.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
by euphemismo February 20, 2019

by GhostTracker September 6, 2023


-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

by lgbbq July 8, 2021
