Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022

mr samuels

a "teacher" who is super kind to every students and loves to socialise with them, by constantly harassing the new6th form students with rules he probably made on the spot. his amazing outfit, just one( since he wears the same thing everyday) is super cute and i recommend that everyone follows and copies his awesome stylish look! he really is looking out for all of us and makes us feel welcome in 6th form and believes in us, telling somepeople that theyre too dumb to take 4 subjects because its too much hassle(paperwork),

thank you mr samuels. i cant wait to co,e to you if i have a problem!

by heeheehaahaalolz September 9, 2023

samuel nason

Samuel Nason is a sweet loving person who will open up to you if given the chance. A Samuel Nason is usually attracted to blondes. He is a genuine gentleman who loves his friends. He values friendships more than most and will always be there for you. He is usually athletic and very very competitive. He loves the outdoors and hiking mountains. If you know a Samuel Nason hold onto him. He almost always the most attractive person you will ever meet. If you are a lady, you would want to be his girlfriend. He'll treat you like the woman you are and will love you with everything he has.

Samuel Nason will be my boyfriend someday.

by Samuel Nason November 28, 2021

Samuel Chung

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy. I LOVE CUM

Yummy yummy yummy cum in my tummy I love cum said Samuel Chung

by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019

Samuel Whitfield

A very typical white boy

Hey look that guy is so white he is a Samuel Whitfield

by ❤️❤️❤️SAMMY_BOY❤️❤️❤️ December 4, 2019

samuel lees

a very gay person named samuel lees

samuel lees is so gay

by Christian6969 July 1, 2020

Samuel Wright

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.

Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020