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Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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Doctor Whom

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who’s there?
Guy 1: Doctor
Guy 2: Doctor who?
Guy 1: No, Doctor whom.
by shethey June 24, 2018
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Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.
"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."
by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018
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Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe
Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck
by Trump's real news February 28, 2017
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Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti
Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?
by flt1335666 May 22, 2020
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The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.
Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.
by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020
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doctor hoo

mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo
person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!
by abfffdd August 3, 2020
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