Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

by BennTy August 26, 2020

Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out

have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!

by RK<3 March 24, 2022

callum

the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.

¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.

by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020